December 29, 2009 - 8:23 pm
So there is just to much stuff to mention in one post so i will spare all of you the long tirade i should bestow upon the world about ryan and noel leaving for 9 days.
Apparently, Ryan and Noel thought they could travel without me. Bullshit. Luckly Wendy the girl who ryan showed around hung with me while they were gone. I took a fat shit next to the door after a couple days so Ryan would see my anger but he never showed, i felt a little bad that Wendy had to clean it up.
When Ryan returned he spent the first few days upstairs. He tells me he was sick… Excuses.
Ryan Also bought a tree that i was very unhappy with. I might dedicate a whole post to it.
Finally, Ryan and Noel completely messed up the apartment with boxes and books and shit. I was very uncomfortable. I mean if you want to mess up the joint why don’t you do it upstairs were i’m not aloud.
PS Ryan has “not been in the mood” since he returned from playa so he was not posting for me, but he assures me he’s back on it so i look forward to sharing my thoughts with you all.
November 27, 2009 - 5:39 pm
Ryan just brought in the suitcase!!! Is he leaving me? I am confronted with a wide range of emotions right now. Earlier he was in here with a camera taking pictures of me. Is he leaving, and i am getting the boot?
So Ryan Just informed me that that women he walked around the apartment earlier in the week is going to be taking care of me. She seemed cool. Vacation, really i didn’t approve a vacation. I think i should have a say in these things i mean i am most effected by you leaving now i have no company durning the day, nobody to share my stories with.
November 25, 2009 - 12:00 am
As a result of all the crickets and spiders i’ve eaten the last few days i am not quite myself. Ryan has seemed particularly on edge last few days, my guess its because of all the work he’s doing. I try to tell him he needs to learn to relax, thats what i do all day. A house cats life. *Sign*
So a very weird occurrence happened last night. Some strange girl who smelled like cats showed up. It was obvious that ryan knew her since he walked her around the apartment. She picked me up and i shouldn’t admit it but i kind of liked it. What weirded me out is that Ryan showed her my food and my litter box. That bitch is crazy if she thinks i would share that stuff with her. But i would be stoked if she filled my food bowl.
Well thats about all from me. I posted a vintage picture of myself just because i thought i look dapper.
Its hard looking so good.
November 22, 2009 - 12:54 pm
I’ve never been a supporter of declawing, back several years ago i had an ingrown claw on my right front ring claw. It was horrible it swell up and i couldn’t fight the urge to not lick it. While ryan made all the efforts in the world to break me of this licking addiction i could not stop, and i wish i could have, next thing i know i am in my travel prison (Ryan-its a travel cage he just hates it) and then to the doctor, whose a nice guy and all but i hate how the girls there dote on me like i am some cat. Okay i am getting site tracked, and i realize that most humans have a short attention span. So i had to have my claw removed down to the knuckle.
I realized after i surveyed that i could never support declawing. I hate when ryan cuts my nails but its really because i love to make his life difficult. If i simply let him cut my claws then he’s do it more often and frankly being wrapped up like a burrito in a towel is a little embracing.
I am losing my way here, the who purpose of this post was so throw my support behind our california legislators who are going to ban declawing of cats. Because nature gave us claws its not our fault your furniture feels so nice when we run our claws threw them. Or at least that what i’ve heard p prefer to claw my post and occasionally rolls of toilet paper.
Here is the article sorry its not written like a children’s book, i know some of you humans lack the capacity to sit threw a whole story without pictures.
November 22, 2009 - 12:31 am
So ryan and Noel get home at 12:30 and seem drunk, sure they left the music on when they left but i was still alone on a Saturday night. Pisses me off i have half a mind to shit on there furniture. Just kidding ryan… Though the thought has crossed my mind. Either way I was lonely and i hate it.
November 21, 2009 - 6:30 pm
I hate this theme… I told ryan he needs to make me a custom one. I’ve known him forever so I think its pretty safe to say i am important enough to get a theme.
Ryan finally stopped doing whatever he was doing, guy is always working… So these are some photos of me I hope you all like them.
Me before work when at the old place
Me before work damn i look good
Different day then the others, I love my Tie
Me sporting one of Noels Necklaces
Me chilling on the Bricks Before I do the Late shift
Is it wrong to love myself so much?
November 21, 2009 - 4:24 pm
Okay this is the beginning of a new chapter in my life. I am now digital, and if you are reading this are not digital you should feel pretty pathetic because i am a cat. I have above average intellect but still I’m a cat and your likely a human albeit a stupid human.
Transcribed by: Ryan