Irony the Cat

So there is just to much stuff to mention in one post so i will spare all of you the long tirade i should bestow upon the world about ryan and noel leaving for 9 days.

Apparently, Ryan and Noel thought they could travel without me. Bullshit. Luckly Wendy the girl who ryan showed around hung with me while they were gone. I took a fat shit next to the door after a couple days so Ryan would see my anger but he never showed, i felt a little bad that Wendy had to clean it up.

When Ryan returned he spent the first few days upstairs. He tells me he was sick… Excuses.

Ryan Also bought a tree that i was very unhappy with. I might dedicate a whole post to it.

Finally, Ryan and Noel completely messed up the apartment with boxes and books and shit. I was very uncomfortable. I mean if you want to mess up the joint why don’t you do it upstairs were i’m not aloud.

PS Ryan has “not been in the mood” since he returned from playa so he was not posting for me, but he assures me he’s back on it so i look forward to sharing my thoughts with you all.

Ryan just brought in the suitcase!!! Is he leaving me? I am confronted with a wide range of emotions right now. Earlier he was in here with a camera taking pictures of me. Is he leaving, and i am getting the boot?

So Ryan Just informed me that that women he walked around the apartment earlier in the week is going to be taking care of me. She seemed cool. Vacation, really i didn’t approve a vacation. I think i should have a say in these things i mean i am most effected by you leaving now i have no company durning the day, nobody to share my stories with.

Ryan finally stopped doing whatever he was doing, guy is always working… So these are some photos of me I hope you all like them.

Me before work when at the old place

Me before work damn i look good

Different day then the others, I love my Tie

Me sporting one of Noels Necklaces

Me chilling on the Bricks Before I do the Late shift

Is it wrong to love myself so much?