Irony the Cat

As a result of all the crickets and spiders i’ve eaten the last few days i am not quite myself. Ryan has seemed particularly on edge last few days, my guess its because of all the work he’s doing. I try to tell him he needs to learn to relax, thats what i do all day. A house cats life. *Sign*

So a very weird occurrence happened last night. Some strange girl who smelled like cats showed up. It was obvious that ryan knew her since he walked her around the apartment. She picked me up and i shouldn’t admit it but i kind of liked it. What weirded me out is that Ryan showed her my food and my litter box. That bitch is crazy if she thinks i would share that stuff with her. But i would be stoked if she filled my food bowl.

Well thats about all from me. I posted a vintage picture of myself just because i thought i look dapper.

Its hard looking so good.

Okay this is the beginning of a new chapter in my life. I am now digital, and if you are reading this are not digital you should feel pretty pathetic because i am a cat. I have above average intellect but still I’m a cat and your likely a human albeit a stupid human.

Transcribed by: Ryan